#AbzFest 2014

Anyone else still living in their #AbzFest t-shirt? It has been a WEEK Ruth!!!

  3:19 AM – 2 Jul 2014: @abzlove u truely amaze me!!! #AbzFest was overwhelming and insane! Everyone rocked!!!!!

I have to be honest me typing this will end up like an alien encounter. If you are wanting to hear about all the funky Abztastic activities that went on throughout the smooth, fun packed event itself, I suggest you wait for #DaGudLife to be aired as I’m not totally sure what happened…. Except there WAS most defiantly a (terrifying) Cow and a Sheep as advertised!! Mooooo. Baaaaaa.

I’m about to blabber and blubber.

My #AbzFest 2014:

SheLooksBetterThanMeAfter 3 weeks preparation, which was mainly arguments with myself of – will I, won’t I, then added pressure from Mr Love mentioning .. erm…. me o.O on the Wright Stuff. “She Looks Better Than Me!” and after a lot of blood, sweat, tears and vomit came the growing of ma beard and the shaving of my head… My AbzFest day began with me attempting to get out of bed. This was not going to happen in a hurry [especially as somehow I had made it to and from Ipswich show????? I don’t remember!!] but one thing I did know I was NOT missing this for anything, even if I had to crawl.. And that my friends, is how theATeam roll!

Help was at hand every step of the way, I am extremely thankful for the troops. I got on the coach and had a text from Honey, She had a bottle of coke with my name on, I knew today was about to shine. THANK YOU Honey, as usual!!!

Thank youuuuuuu Teacups. A cosplay buddy who traveled simply to help me. I owe you the most amounts of cuppas ever! She saved me. I was most defiantly a cospalyer in distress as well as my normal mind tricks and general body not workings. Then my room wasn’t ready at the hostel, so waiting in the corridor loosing valuable time was not helping! She defiantly saved me, a thousand percent I would not have done it without her. What would have taken me 2 hours and me giving up, took us 45minutes!!!  I WAS BALD!!  Luckily I spent the 3 hours drawing tattoos the night before. And as I was going to be armed with the ATeam uniform; Unicorn hat and my hoodie for the street team I could have a bit of a break and do the rest of the make up later.

*sings*  Street Teaming... not so fast! Coffeeee, trying to have no spoilers and a trip down Shazza memory lane first.. Right, NOW the troops were ready.  For some reason I was looking the other way when Abz was saying hi to people and as I turn around Abz was there trying to peak under my hood, though he denied it and then looked suspicious.. It was like he thought I was cosplaying tonight or something.. *hides tattoos*… *puhhhhh* Where did he get that idea from?? Round Neck or V neck?? No idea!.. *hides*

THEN – Street Team! Oh my, it was hilarious! There are no words. AbzFest flyers everywhere in a mile radius!!!!! There were a couple of ladies who deserve a super shiney gold star, they were amazing, LEGENDS! and totally WERE the street team. There was a brief lesson in the highway code from Abz as I walked in front of a car (I apparently do this on a regular basis). A girl from Ireland and myself got stuck on the bus – if that is on film, it was worth it!! People giving the Abzman a lot of love in the streets, it was amazing to see and great to be part of. Thanks for letting us help. You guys will have to watch the show to see more, it’s going to be worth the wait!!!

SHOES!!!! Inch perfect Cameramen and then the taxi man being ace as I was freaking out a little about time and something that had been said. PHEWWWW, I am totally thankful and grateful that I had  Honey and then Shazza there by my side the rest of the prep time. Shazza just sat there on the toilet, talking and watching the transformation, giving me a helping hand, rushing around trying to keep the reference photos open and then OMG the artist in her came out -Pleiades!!! SPOT ON!!!!!!!! I needed her!! After messing more with the beard and styling the twiddley bits, I was as ready as I was going to be…… Honey (who was mind blown) appeared at the door with our new buddy Trisha. Sent them on their way as I had another moment, and I couldnt look at myself, but I was finished well on time. Had a lay down for half hour agitated while Shazza got ready.

I regret not taking the sockball!!!

………………… NO BACKING OUT NOW! RAbz, you’re up!

We checked in at PopWorld, got our VIP passes and walked in to find the troops. That was it… I was a mess. Come on Ruth, get a grip, it’s cosplay, people are gonna look! But this…… this is not just any old costume… ‘all kinds of emotions’ AND *What if ABZ doesn’t like it this time?*

We found Honey, Michez and Trisha which put me at ease. And I ran straight onto the bouncy castle!!!!  I always wanted to attend a party with a bouncy castle!! Dreams come true!!!  Thank You Abz and Team!! CIRCLES!!!  I then met Dannielle and her bro Jordan for the first time – FINALLLLLYYYYY, They are fab and rock!!! Didn’t get to speak to them much – next time. 🙂  A couple of randoms took photos and some natterings. Like Expo, only more intense. We quickly found Gem-J and Nanna (who I was honoured to finally meet!!!! She’s a trooper and very kind lady) in the VIP bar where I did a moostarsh-fix. 2 minutes later, DJ Rodger (who was fantastic all night!) shouts  “Abz is in the House”. Everyone went downstairs and found a spot. I think this is where we first saw Mo and the gang.

There they were, walking down the stairs, everyone cheering – ABZ. Lauren. J! They mingled. WOW, all those smiles!! WOW Shazza! WOW WOW!! You can’t begin to imagine that atmosphere! I’ve missed that feeling. But this was different, this was electric!

An, so began an overwhelming evening that, for me is best summed up by this photo:
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TOTALLY MENTAL!!!!!!

I wish I could have videoed reactions when people saw me  – there is no way I could ever describe them. Their faces are locked into my brain!

Vicky saw me first. Her reaction was totally insane! There’s nothing like it. I couldn’t look at her I was so shocked by her being shocked. She took me over to find Abz and the cameramen were right on it!  Abz went to have pressies from  Disney Drew (who won’t know that I mentioned her) first :)))) A Seriously coool balloon!!!
Wooooohoooooooo!!!! *hides* *emotions* Abz came up, grinning and stroked my beard, and I did his. Then compared tattoos and he called it “Best one yet.” and that I was “a younger, fresher version” I was speechless. Swindon (almost a year ago to the day) – only a million times more happy!!!!!!!!!! We nattered and had some poses and things for the cameras wooohoooooo.
J’s was the funniest reaction. He was talking to Shazza, spots me and shouts “oh my god!” A bit of a convo, followed by me saying “Er, Shazza, it’s J. This is mental” and him grinning saying “THIS *points to me* Is mental!!” Then throughout the night, we would be laughing because he found me when looking for Abz. In fact, we pretty much just laughed at each other every time we went past.  “Stop being Abz” Erm, this is just me… “there is two of you!”
I can’t Thank all the families, friends enough and general enough I’m really sorry I was totally overwhelmed by the whole night, I’m not sure if I spoke back.You were all lovely and nothing but kind. Generally everyone in that building was super nice and there for a goooooood time. Every time I looked around people were looking at me and said ‘sorry, just can’t believe it’   There was a LOT of photographer ninjas and me and the Abz were pap’ed yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! ;))

Some of the best moments were in the ladies!!! This one girl, walks in, walks out, walks back in and shouts “WTF is Abz doing in the ladies!” Then realised it was me and stopped panicking. The amount of selfies with people in the loos was off the scale. I did meet Roxi in there which was super cool and I’m glad she made herself say hi 🙂 Nice to meet her and her Sam. A lot of running to the loos, and mooo-starsh fixing!!!

Abz’ set!!! Abz’ set!!! Abz’ set!!! Abz’ set!!! Abz’ set!!! Abz’ set!!!  What can I say, that dude just oozes cool and the tracks were mixed so a cool calming vibe. Totally Proud!
– Stop Sign, Little Miss Perfect, What Ya Got, Everybody Get Up, If Ya Gettin’ Down, Lets Dance, Lay All Your Lovin’, Keep On Movin’.

People were on the stage, Lauren was having a good dance, everyone in the crowd was cheering and dancing along. For me, singing with Shazza was a highlight of my night! She rocks!!

Other things happened in between, a dance off being one of them. I didn’t see much…

A bunch of us had another bounce on the castle, and then was time for the #ABZAWARDS!  Soooo, I took sanctuary in the bouncy castle for the millionth time that night. Watched and listened closely to the ‘Best Rapper’ contestants. Mo was a well deserved winner, Though I was cheering for Lucy a lot. Well Done Mo!!!  All of the ladies rocked for getting up there. Well done.

Uh ohhhhh! I was unable to hide… Abz announced “the next award is for ‘the Best Lookalikey.”Image11 He said it was for anyone that looks like him but No masks allowed! They gave out Abz masks to everyone earlier in the evening. Except I wasn’t allowed one – Booooooo.  Damn! EVERYONE would have won if masks were allowed xD  So, I’m sat, comfy when Abz announces the above. I sat, frozen, I could see Honey waving me over to her. Abz was saying something about something,  that I think I tried to ignore and then “Where’s Ruth?” and “Little Abz” –  I literally stopped breathing!! He said something and my name again so I jumped off the bouncy castle, put my shoes back on (stalling?) and had a very nice view of the checkered dance floor and people’s feet as I walked up to the stage! I didn’t know if anyone had gone up, or what was happening at all. *poof* there she was, THANK goodness Shazza was on the stage, NICE ONE!! Obviously there was no competition, her tattoos were WAY better! ST*R KID knucklesssss – especially as we drew them 3 times – DO NOT FIX SHARPIE USING HAIRSPRAY!!! Ok, Ok, even though I believe Shazza should have won just for getting up there.. She was given the boot. I know Abz was talking and something about the twirly bits in the beard, but that’s all I know… I hope i didn’t say anything, I don’t know what happened!!!  I don’t knowwwwww. I think I just looked at him thinking ‘what’s going on dudeeeee?’ ‘Abzzz whatya doin’???’ ……… All I do know is; I ended up with this in my hands and pretty much ran upstairs, where, I breathed!

Took me a good 20 minutes of zoning and talking to Honey before I realised what just happened. Totally overwhelmed and the awards thing was so far from my reasons for ‘cosplaying’ him, I just couldn’t function. Seriously, the most amazing thing that could have happened in the world of RAbz!! I am honoured!! Thank you Abz!! The trophy is now on my mumma’s fireplace – I caught her smiling at it yesterday, just sat there, smiling. Don’t see that enough.

After a chill and some natterings I managed to catch Lauren singing Happy Birthday and giving Abz a cake. It was adorable. They also held up Happy Birthday banner :))) ❤  That Lauren, she’s brilliant!! Though she did keep talking to me thinking I was Abz, we had that conversation a lot of times throughout the night. Bless Lauren xx

The DJ suddenly shouts ‘Little Abz’ and he’d put up MiniAbz on the LED wall – awwwww. Got a photo with it, once the cameras decided to work. Then had a manly handshake with DJ Rodger! Yeahhhh. Then pressssieeeee time. People were chilling upstairs, going up for natters, giving pressies etc… Moments of pure joy and some moments of crazy like: Vicky about to snog me for a split second thinking I was Abz – LOL!  Sorry V 😉  Lots of incredible moments around this time and everyone smiling. Then I had a sleep for 5 minutes and woke up to people asking if I was ok.

This brings me to the See You Soons to the troops, J laughing and manly handshake number 555, Vicky bowing to me and with Abz came a whole bunch of Thank Yous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

….and then came the hallucinating fever for almost a week – it’s like I’m still there!

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Big Reunion Xmas Party – Nottingham

Zoe had a spare ticket for the show….

I got there far to early even after delays and random stuff happening.  I just want to point out I was wearing my Abz onesie my ladies bought me for my birthday. My hotel room was ready early – perfect. So I dumped my stuff laid down to have a rest while I charged my phone. That didn’t last long. I then cheated my walking satnav, turned out the venue was right next to hotel. Where was the satnav taking me???!!!

As I scouted the venue I saw a face I recognised… It was a lady we’d met in Brighton my first dates of the 5ive tour. WOW That was so cool I thought she’d gone back to Germany. Chatted for a good 3 hours to her, a new friend called Louise and some more faces I’d met back in Yates, Nottingham – Shout out to JedWendy and her peoples. Kept me laughing – bleep test! Mr T then bought us all tea! what a fella!

The bus rocked up just as my crew turned up. Except Leanne, she was late!!!! Sean came and said hey to peoples through the silver fence with the tiny circles in it. Very weird. Scott said I should have a Five onesie not an Abz one, and Abz: we did not like the fences, there was some cards, some confusion and some shock. As alwayz he came over a lot of times to give everyone  a piece of the Abz/Five pie ❤   ❤  Jimmy came over, Louise loved that!!! 😀 Keavy from B*Witched came out the gates, YAY she was sweet. Nattered about her Raindeer jumper. Once Leanne got there we went for Subwayyyyyyy, yes, tour food!!

Once we found our way into the event, lost Sian and re-finding Leanne and sister in the loos. Ohh and bumping into Louise on the way. Me and Zoe found our seats.. it was not obvious where they were! We settled in, we could see Sian at the front rockin’ her banner. We all took our matching banners that Leanne made us pre-5ive tour. We couldn’t see Leanne and sister, booo.

The show…. Lets just say, it was no 5ive tour!! The lads opened the show and were  spot on! The others, B*Witched, 911 (that Spike got some mooooves), Honeyz, Liberty X, the crowd disappointed me until Attomic Kitten came one. Each act performed four songs, Five sang:  We Will Rock You, Everybody Get Up, If Ya Gettin’ Down and Keep on Movin’. There was a small break where Sian came to say hey. Flippin heck, Paul Domaine only went and walked past, he looked at me so I did a thumbs up  (the 13 year old wannabe backing dancer in me was all ‘omgomogmgomgomgomgogmogmgomgomg’) he winked and did a thumbs up to me. I casually smiled. Second half each act sang a Christmas themed song. That was really cool. I loved it. I found myself sitting down a lot… Five sang, Merry Christmas Everybody (Slade).

All the acts came on at the end of the show, we knew they would do this and I am super chuffed to have seen it live; they all performed the Text Santa single! Incredible all of them. 911 sang Blue’s lines – nice one. Especially super duper excited to have heard; #AbzRap SO SO PROUD!!!  I teared up. And let’s all be honest: Kevin’s finishing lines – couldn’t be anyone else.

Text ‘SANTA’ to 70070 :)))

We all legged it out after AbzRap, round the back. Saw Abz leave. Proud. Lee (911) came over, started talking to Sian and me about the show, I didn’t realise till after I was a bit rude simply asking ‘Where’s Spike?’ haha, Sorry but…. found Spike and we had a cheeky chat with him about me being the ‘Abz lookalike’/PopFest. HAHAHA! Pushed TeamRichRocks into the mass of people, and they sort of saw him. YAY!

the Ladies made sure I got to the hotel, and then came the very sad see you soons…….

Ruth and Honey’s Tour debate..

BACKGROUND: Brighton, first date of me attending the #5iveGreatestHitsTour. We are stood, freezing when Honey woddles like a Penguin. Ruth says “Honey, you look like a Penguin…. but with legs.”

This began a tour long debate, asking everyone we could “DO PENGUINS HAVE LEGS?”

There were some funny answers. Even though I can’t remember them all.

Abz said “Well… they have feet”
Sean said; “Yes… No…. Yes…. They have feet like this.” He then woddled and did a thing with his hands.

29 of you were correct;  Penguins infact DO have legs. They also have knees!
17 of you were wrong, including myself…

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You win Honey!! I got a prize for you when I next see you.

It is time – #5iveGreatestHitsTour

The UK leg.. The actual 5ive tour begins in Ryhl, Wales tomorrow night.

Rock it boys!!!!! Super safe travels and have a funky 5ive time to anyone attending the shows. I hope to see a lot ofrevampedbanner you and would love you to sign the #5iver side of my main banner.

 

I will attempt to blog almost like a review of each show I have been lucky to get tickets for. I know i have put too much into this and after conversations where i am panicing so much i almost pulled the plug.. Its so close now i have to do it no matter what. Obviously i know i could do the first date and have to come home again, i have planned for every outcome and dropped a few days. So, here is my not that sensible but the most i could do without breaking my heart and feeling like my body has won #missionfailed:

November
18th – BRIGHTON
19th – LIVERPOOL
20th – Blackpool
23rd – BOURNEMOUTH
25th Southend – no longer attending due to hospital, sorry Tara.
27th – LEICESTER
29th – WOLVERHAMPTON

December
2nd – hospital
3rd – NEWCASTLE
4th – HAMMERSMITH, LONDON (Abz cosplay)
5th – OXFORD

I can’t wait to be surrounded by smiles. Lets rock!!!!!!!

#OutWithaBang
#5iveGreatestHitsTour

Buy 5ive merch, win 5ive tickets.. Bargin.

For some reason my emails from 5ive official have been going into a spam folder. Oh noes, I may have missed this chance to enter this rather groovy competition. Luckily it was also tweeted….

I’m not sure if it was the need to expand my cap collection or the fact the lads want to see us, but either way
I couldn’t resist and so have a black and white Five logo truckers cap ordered.

For all your funky 5ive goodies check out their store:

#5iveGreatestHitsTour

It’s time to ROCK

After tweeting about missing their connection and by the look of it getting there a day late, with no sleep for over 24hours…

The lads kicked off the five dates of this leg of #5iveGreatestHitsTour in Fremantle, Austrailia.

rock that shit up and enjoy every minute.

#proud